No one likes a sneaky bitch.
Anonymous asked: have you ever even had a boyfriend?
Not really lol kinda but it was dumb
The hungry howie’s pizza girl just locked her keys in her car outside of my house so she had to come inside and chill with me. Sounds like a porn plot, right? Plot twist: I’m high as fuck so I don’t think I said one rational though out loud to her while I devoured my calzone on the couch
I wanna smoke so much more but I shouldn’t but I will.
Not here, just there